by NeONBRAND

Evangelical Penis Caught Having Sex With A Man

For the back story on the tale of a man’s penis finding God and going rogue check out these stories:

Part 1 Genesis ; Part 2: Therapy Penis; Part 3 Street Preacher Penis

Brian Longfellow’s man cave featured everything he ever dreamed of. The insanely large TV hung on the basement wall, boldly proclaiming, “I succeeded in adulting, and this is my prize!” The…