Santa Claus invades Antarctica

Andrew Hall
2 min readDec 22, 2021
by @hue12_photography

Santa Claus invaded Antarctica earlier today. Father Christmas led a force of elves, reindeer, polar bears, and Krampusi. They seized vital points of the 5,500,000 square mile landmass. The attack from the North Pole was augmented by a massive rebellion of penguins who call the coldest continent home.

Several nations have research facilities in Antarctica. Santa’s Special Forces (SSF) descended on them just…

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