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The Zodiac Gets A Christian Facelift

It’s common knowledge the signs of the zodiac are based on Greco-Roman myths.

But what would happen if Jesus’ apostles replaced the pagan symbols? For example, instead of June 21 - July 22 being represented as Cancer, the apostle Andrew would take the crab’s place.

Here’s a quick guide.

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Andrew Hall

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I’m a comedy writer, podcaster, YouTuber, and activist. Millions have read my material and laughed. Support my work on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AndrewHa

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