What Really Happened In Genesis?

The true (?) story of what happened to Adam and Eve after they left the Garden of Eden.

Back in the days of the Book of Genesis, the world still had that fresh, tasty smell you get after unwrapping a Five Guys burger. The Fall of Man took a lot off the shine of the planet. However, only the harshest critic would rate the planet less than five out of five stars. Humankind had not yet filled the land with fast food wrappers. Global warming was limited to where the Sun was shining at that moment.